He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i dont even know how to be here
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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