YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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