when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
