Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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