new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I am naked and annoyed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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