Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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