Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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