the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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