i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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