Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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