You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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