Where did you get a picture of my penis
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize