Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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