Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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