you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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