look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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