i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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