So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Randomize
