i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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