eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need a hoe opinion
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