Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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