So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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