I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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