Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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