dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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