Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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