Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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