i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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