Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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