Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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