dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I have post one night stand depression
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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