i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
