What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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