Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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