Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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