Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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