entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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