it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
