She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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