she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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