And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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