just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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