i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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