..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize