Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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