Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Randomize