halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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