This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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