did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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