Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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