all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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