I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You are the jesus of drinking
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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