Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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