I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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