I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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