This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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