Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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