Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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